the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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