Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
