this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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