D3 body, D1 cock
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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