so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
