normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
We got so high we made milksteak
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left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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