He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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