Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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