it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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