you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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