ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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