I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Mom said you looked used
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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