I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I have post one night stand depression
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