In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize