fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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