So drunk, too bad you don't want this
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
should my penis look like a turkey
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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