My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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