ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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