Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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