Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Randomize
