Im at strip club and am horny
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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