I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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