they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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