Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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