just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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