i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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