Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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