I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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