just come out here and I will go home with you...
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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