If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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