i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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