Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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