Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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