Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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