take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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