whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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