his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Found the puke drawer
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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