I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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