that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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