Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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