Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
