If that was your dad, he is hot
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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