RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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