fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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