Don't you send me to vm
4 words: hood of his car
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Randomize