somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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