Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i just google imaged poop.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
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you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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