I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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