she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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