OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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