she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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