Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
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I understand Curling. That high.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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