Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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